Christmas is the time to be thinking about what we can do unto others. These photos make me think about how I can do others.
I'll never look at tree ornaments the same way again.
Somebody's had too much eggnog.
Stock in golden, self-adhesive bows just skyrocketed this season.
This girl doesn't want to wait until Christmas, let alone marriage.
Gift wrapping available upon request.
Christmastime on the set of AUDITIONS. Click on the tits above and you'll see what I mean.
I'd like to give her a candy cane of my own, if you know what I mean. And you definitely do.
Imagine finding that under your tree.
Traditionally, one puts out cookies for Santa. Thankfully, she misunderstands the meaning of the word cookie.
I hope, in the Spirit of Giving, they give themselves as a gift. To each other.
I can see the North Pole. It's right below my keyboard.
Santa actually knows where the naughty girls live. Address, street name, and zipcode.
I'll be nice as long as she is naughty.
If I were Santa, she would be one of my elves.
I'm spent. No sane person would still be reading this when this picture is right above the text I'm writing.
Don’t forget to play it safe over the holiday season: