Over the years, Santa has come in many shapes and sizes. Visit any mall over the holiday season and it’s a sure bet you’ll find one. While their numbers are many, a few Santas are hit or miss. And then there’s some that make you want to claw your eyes out. These are those Santas.
If he sees me when I'm sleeping and knows when I'm awake, I'm filing a restraining order.
The little girl clearly needs another blunt to deal with those eyebrows.
Love this man's commitment to the role.
Now we know how the psycho from Tourist Trap spends his holidays.
Santa's intentions seem to be clear, but is the adult off to the side holding the boy down, or yanking him away?
Santa is hungry for more than milk and cookies tonight.
Before his breakout role in Pirates of the Caribbean, Davey Jones had a stint at the Mall.
"Brains.... MUST EAT BRAAAAAiNS!"
The belt means business.
In the comment section below, share some of your own Christmas horror stories- at the mall, or at home. If you can beat this one, extra points: